pazuzugodking:

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

I always laugh at this.

tulipnight:

ZionMiddlePool-4367.jpg by Jeremiah Barber Photography on Flickr.

tulipnight:

ZionMiddlePool-4367.jpg by Jeremiah Barber Photography on Flickr.

kokorodesiree:

avenger-iron-man:

Come to us darling.

Reblog it every time

kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

“You need to realize that the way you are feeling now will not be permanent.”

–  r.h (via psych-facts)

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins